Don't Laugh please

What Is Going On In This Picture? 

A lady and a thief

Today at Manchester a young lady, while talking on phone saw a thief coming towards her. Frightened, she suddenly dropped her phone. The thief picked up the phone and gave it back to the lady saying “today is a holiday (May day) we are not working”.

Just for laugh

An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died.

So the Minister of Health promised to offer 5m to the injured and 60 million to the dead for their funeral.

One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were; one of the dead shouted, “brother go back to your place, don’t bring confusion here, they have counted us already”.

Just for laugh: Teacher and pupils

If you are able to finish reading this without smiling or laughing, you'll get a reward. Now begin

Teacher: Give me examples of lines you

 know.

 Peter: Vertical line

 Teacher : Good

 Gideon : sofoline .  Sofoline is an area in one of the cities of Ghana called Kumasi

 Teacher : Fool line

 Samuel : horizontal line

Just For Laugh: If my dad and mum was ......

A boy was coming from school, and he started singing a song in the taxi. ''If my dad is a COCK and my mum is a HEN, I’ll be a CHICKEN.

If my dad is a KING and my mum is a QUEEN, I’ll be a PRINCE.

The driver was angry with the song, he looks at the boy and said ''what if your dad is an ARMED-ROBBER and your mum is an ASHAWO what will you be?

The boy said I’ll be a taxi driver!  

Don't laugh a lot!!!   If you were the driver what will you say or do?

Just For Laugh, Lol

A father was sitting in his room when he heard his son singing and dancing all the way from school. So out of surprise he asked his son: What's the secret.

His son joyfully said: Dad, you won't buy textbooks or notebooks again.